Stress Buster Sardar !!!! Enjoy!!!!!!

SARDAR IS BACK

 Boss: Where were you born?
 Sardar: India ...
 Boss: which part?
 Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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 Sardar declares:
 I will never marry in my life &. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .
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 A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
 Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
 He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka
 de raha hai'.
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 Santa went to Mysore palace.
 Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
 Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes..!!..
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 Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
 He wanted to save money so what did he do?
 Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
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 One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
 Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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 Teacher: A for?
 Sardar: Apple
 Teacher: Jor se bolo?
 Sardar: Jay mata di.


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 2 Sardars were fighting after exam.
 Sir: Y r u fighting?
 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
 Sir: So what?
 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
 copied.

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 Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
 Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
 my wife with him.

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 Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
 says, "chal", it walks.
 He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
 He cuts all the legs and said, "chal......" Finally he wrote the
 conclusion....... ..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


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 A Tamilian call up Sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
 Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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 2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
 Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
 Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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 A Sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
 Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
 Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating........

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A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
 Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
 Sardar : Liquid state.....
 Audience clapped... Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS......

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2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
 explodes while fixing..
 Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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 Sardar: What is the name of your car?
 Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
 Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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 Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
 Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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 Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
 Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
 Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.. Is he crying?

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 Sardar: U cheated me.
 Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
 Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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 Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
 Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
 Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
 Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.